No idea what happened to FIFA, but I’ve had three separate conversations about it.

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

Took Saturday night off from going out. Woke up feeling good Sunday so I raged.

Ran into my ex at a mutual friend’s wedding, her new boyfriend is a really cool guy. PGP.

When going out for a beer actually means a single beer. PGP.

I was the lucky guy selected to go to a career fair this morning to recruit college kids for jobs I wish I could get. PGP

According to my life insurance policy I’m worth a lot more dead than alive. PGP

Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP

Having to check instagrams to figure out whether or not she has kid(s). PGP.

Stayed in to watch Shark Tank last night. It was a re-run. PGP.