Getting your password wrong four times because you have the shakes from the weekend.

The guy two cubes over that answers his phone with “Domino’s Pizza”, and laughs hysterically like it’s the first time he said it.

Doing tricep dips on the arm rests of your chair. PGP

Wondering if today is going to be the day you yell “shut the hell up” at the office.

Turns out 9 to 5 is just an expression

The struggle when your boss walks in as your mid-raid in Clash of Clans.

Last year tequila sunrises on the beach, this year office spring cleaning

G chat is down across the country. Worst Monday ever.

I keep calling my desk phone from my cell phone to make it sound like im busy PGP.

My boss quotes himself in his email signature