Watering down your humor to make it office appropriate. PGP.

Praying for the lay off so I get severance, and a break. PGP.

I have got to stop drinking like I’m still in college. PGP.

Team Snapchat was the only person to wish me a happy Valentine’s Day. PGP.

My boss just bought a car that’s worth more than twice my salary. PGP.

My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.

Not only have my friends been getting married, but now some of them are getting divorced. PGP.

Walking briskly through the office to create an illusion of being busy. PGP

Bought 20 shares of Powerball today. PGP.

Forgot my headphones today. PGP.