All of your friends asking you to hook them up with the product your company makes. PGP.

Brushing your teeth while peeing in the morning to save time. PGP.

That moment of anxiety between logging into your bank account and waiting for the page to load. PGP.

Waiting 5 minutes after your boss leaves early, then leaving early. PGP.

1: “It’s all downhill from here.” 2: “No it isn’t.” 1: “No, no it isn’t.” PGP.

Never been in a fight, but if I had to fight someone in this office, I know who it would be. PGP.

I can’t wait to “Throwback Thursday” this job. PGP.

Stared down a manager for the remaining half of a Panera bagel. PGP.

Buying the 8oz cans but drinking twice as many. PGP.

Sleep, work, eat, repeat for 40 years. PGP.