Realizing, at the urinal, that your boxers on are on backwards. PGP.

Needing 2-3 years experience for every entry level job, which makes absolutely no sense. PGP.

Attempting to go for a run, but becoming so disconcerted halfway in that you find a Car2Go and drive home. PGP.

Fresh skid marks in my favorite bathroom stall. Day ruined. PGP.

Passive aggressively CC’ing someone’s manager on an email. PGP.

Celebrating your 5-year anniversary at a company you originally considered a short-term stepping stone. PGP.

Spent an hour talking to our department SVP at happy hour last night. He introduced himself to me again this morning. PGP.

Tinder is in the “Games” folder on my iPhone, and that’s exactly where it should be. PGP.

Got a flat tire after work. Didn’t tell anyone, but took a picture to use as an excuse if I’m ever late. PGP.

My LinkedIn account says I’m an All-Star, but my bank account says otherwise. PGP.