Interns showing you the hot new apps. PGP.

There is a puddle of piss that accumulates under both urinals everyday by noon

Being able to relate to Dilbert Cartoons. #PGP

Playing the how often can I use the bathroom before he boss says something game

Going out to the bar and wanting to be at home, staying in and wanting to be at the bar.

I thought about law school until I googled how much it costs. PGP.

“Can you make it here by 7? PGP.

I’m now in text groups…with couples.

The only other employee under 40 just quit. PGP.

When going out for a beer actually means a single beer. PGP.