Went from still drunk to hung over in the same meeting this morning. PGP.

Sometimes when I get drunk I check my credit score. PGP

Reading PGP on a Friday night because I’ve been asked to come in early on Saturday. PGP

I didn’t have time to take a nap before I went out. PGP.

The old guy gives me the McGavin “shooter” every time I walk past him in the hall. PGP.

Making up your own title. PGP.

Happy Friday! PGP

I have more connections on LinkedIn than friends on facebook. PGP

Took a week off, still worked 8hrs every day.

Second day in a row that a coworker has brought his children into the office. One of them is crying. Crying while I’m trying to work. PGP.