The song ” I don’t fuck with you” accurately describes how I feel about my coworkers. PGP.

Doing laps around my office floor to up my step count on the iPhone Health app. PGP.

I want to trash my office on the way out tonight and just ride off into the sunset a hero. PGP.

Road trips with your boss.

Had to poop on my lunch break. PGP.

I hate everyone I work with. PGP.

Just found out the girl I’ve been texting has a 6 year old. PGP.

“I think I’m gonna make the switch from coffee to tea.” PGP

I’m the only one in the office who can fix the copier when it jams. That’s real job security.

“Which way did you take to get around that accident”? #PGP