Started calling my supervisor “Pledge Master” because I swear he’s hazing.

Keeping a mental list of coworkers who don’t wash their hands PGP

Inspirational quotes in email signatures. PGP.

Custodian just has to clean the restroom right as I’m in the middle of dropping the Browns off at the Super Bowl. PGP

Kate Upton settling with those Game of War commercials makes me feel better about settling with my career path. PGP.

muting the call so you can fart.

Saw the sun for the first time today on my commute home. PGP.

That moment on Monday when you finally check your account balance. PGP.

Explaining what you do for a living. PGP.

My boss told me to take it easy this weekend. #PGP