Sort by Price: Low to High. PGP.

It’s easier just to lie to people and say I’m still in college

Chris Borland is my hero for retiring at 26. PGP.

Someone broke into my car last night and took literally none of my possessions. PGP.

I left the bar at 9:15 on Saturday because I was tired. PGP

I haven’t had a tinder match in weeks. PGP

Do you have any tums? PGP.

Called in sick and my boss asked if I could come in for a little while.

Already thinking about how early you’ll go to bed tonight shortly after waking up.

It took me four cups of coffee to realize that someone had brewed decaf in the regular color designated coffee pot. PGP.