Maybe I should go back to school for a master’s. PGP

Life becoming a fine balance between Officespace, the Truman Show, and Groundhog Day. PGP

Using “Back in the day” to refer to something you did less than 6 months ago #PGP

When you wake up 3 minutes before your alarm will go off but you still try to fall back asleep anyway. PGP.

The guy that is dominating the office bracket challenge had no idea he was until I mentioned it to him today. PGP.

A coworker I haven’t even met just introduced himself to me and asked that I not park in his spot. PGP.

Coworkers who think Flo from Progressive is hilarious. PGP.

One of our suppliers gave me Lakers tickets. I sold them for cash. PGP.

Feeling compelled to order water at lunch just because your boss did. PGP.

Added a girl from TFM’s Babe of the day on Instagram. Girlfriend made me delete my account after. PGP