No one is here today but I am because I just couldn’t believe “Easter Monday” was a thing. PGP

Mint.com considered my $40 dinner a “large transaction”.

I bought a nice blender, and that shit has changed my life. PGP

Not checking social media before work so I won’t get bored as quickly once I get to the office. PGP.

I’m the only one in my department who showed up for work today and I’m still to scared to get a beer with lunch. PGP.

They’re not gonna let us leave early. PGP.

Someone at the office announced they were retiring today. I still have 40 more years. PGP

I have to work today. PGP.

Our sales guy just gave an entire presentation with his tie tucked into his pants. PGP.

Facebook, Reddit, Instagram, repeat. PGP.