Secretly hoping the weather is shitty for all the spring breakers. PGP.

“If I’m not already out before 9 pm, I won’t be going out.” PGP

Using a sticky note as a coaster. PGP.

Blowing your nose with paper towels. PGP.

Had another dream about work last night. PGP.

“Happy Friday.” PGP.

Uninstalling an re-installing Tinder no longer gets around the likes limit.

I just can’t get up early enough to cook breakfast. PGP.

If one co-worker goes in on the snow day, you all go in.

Having sex with my shirt on.