1: “Turn that down.” 2: “Turn down for WHAT!?” 1: “No, seriously. Turn your music off, I’m on the line with a customer.” PGP.

I can’t remember the last time I smiled a genuine smile. PGP.

My boss asked me to train the new guy. Just found out the new guy will be my new supervisor. PGP.

“Board meeting? More like bored meeting. Am I right?” PGP.

Pulling muscles you didn’t know you had. PGP.

Pre-gaming a concert with a nap. PGP.

I don’t know what I want to do with the rest of my life. PGP.

My boss just asked if I’ve heard the song “What does the fox say?” PGP.

My ex-girlfriend changed her Netflix password. PGP.

Day 2 of taking Adderall: still no actual work done, but just in case anyone asks, I have exactly 318 Post-it’s in 7 different colors and the building I can see from my cubicle has 240 windows. PGP.