If I found out an asteroid was going to hit earth today, I wouldn’t be all that upset. PGP.

I keep so much medicine at my desk for different ailments that coworkers call me “The Pharmacist.” PGP.

When you’re so bored that you actually start doing some work. PGP.

The “entry level 15” is a lot more depressing than the “freshman 15.” PGP.

Starting a new game with myself called “How casual can I dress before I start getting questionable looks from coworkers?” PGP.

Somehow always getting the cart at the grocery store with a loud, broken wheel. PGP.

Telling yourself, “Tomorrow’s another day,” before noon. PGP.

The walk of shame now being the distance from the restroom to your cubicle after being in there for an absurd amount of time. PGP.