1: “When is the next three day weekend?” 2: “Late May.” 1: “Shit.” PGP.

Giving a shit about your lawn. PGP.

There are tens of thousands of people running 26.2 miles today. I can barely make it up two flights of stairs without needing to catch my breath. PGP.

Taking a vacation day and spending 3/4 of it on your couch watching HGTV. PGP.

A bad day on the golf course is better than a good day at the office. PGP.

Everything about me is NSFW. PGP.

“I’m thinking about getting my real estate license.” PGP.

Consistently in an overly caffeinated state of panic. PGP.

France banned work emails after 6 PM? Are they hiring? PGP.

I’m taking Good Friday off even though I haven’t been to church since Christmas. I’m going to hell. PGP.