The guy that talks in corporate cliches all day, every day. PGP.
Getting a whiff of the dark roast you had earlier when at the urinal. PGP.
“She has a kid now? I remember when we partied with her in college.” PGP.
Checking the qualifications, not the job description. PGP.
Nitrous is a helluva drug.
My alma mater changed its logo. PGP.
Spending an extra 5-10 minutes in the stall after you’re done pooping just because you enjoy the silence. PGP.
Talking about the bar at work, talking about work at the bar. PGP.
Being so excited about having an hour to take a nap that you can’t fall asleep. PGP.
I’ve been invited to eight weddings this year. PGP.
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