Can’t remember the last time I bought Gatorade for a sports-related reason. PGP.

After two years of work, I just now realized I haven’t been contributing to my 401K. Check your pay stubs, kids. PGP.

Thought I was getting yelled at via email because it was in all caps. Turns out my coworker is just a moron. PGP.

After getting your first house, the most exciting purchases you make are a grill and lawn mower. PGP.

Couples who publicly celebrate monthiversaries, we’re not in middle school anymore. PGP.

That soul crushing moment when you realize the report you’ve been working on for the last month will be glanced at once. If you’re lucky. PGP.

This is my coffee mug. There are many like it, but this one is mine. PGP.

I feel like I’m Leonardo DiCaprio from Catch Me If You Can. Every day I go to my new job, dressing and acting like I belong, and wondering when they’ll figure out I don’t know shit. PGP.

Netflix and Chipotle announcing price increases in the same week. PGP.