Mastering the art of looking busy and maintaing zero productivity. PGP.

One 5-hour Energy away from a heart attack. PGP.

Being certified in everything, but knowing less than Jon Snow. PGP.

1: “What does your day look like?” 2: “Like shit.” PGP.

Choosing whether to use your bonus to pay your credit card bill or your student loans. PGP.

Coworkers openly tweeting about looking for a new job. PGP.

Stopping for Tums and condoms before a third date. PGP.

Using the end pieces of a loaf of bread for a sandwich to avoid a trip to the grocery store. PGP.

Adulthood: college’s ultimate hangover. PGP.