It used to be “No new friends” because I didn’t want any. Now it’s “no new friends” because I can’t make any. PGP.

I miss being able to relate to TFM. PGP.

LinkedIn suggested that I connect with the officer who arrested me freshman year. PGP.

Just followed PGP on my company’s Twitter account. Almost got fired. PGP.

Wearing running shoes with slacks. PGP.

Staying two extra minutes late, but just so you don’t have to walk out with anybody. PGP.

Actually being the stalled vehicle on the side of the road you always hear on rush hour traffic reports. PGP.

I have more in common with my boss’s kids than my boss. PGP.

“What the fuck are we supposed to be doing?” PGP.

The never ending guessing game about how much you think upper management makes. PGP.