5th wheeling at a company meeting. PGP.

All I do is work, work, work no matter what. Got money on mind, I barely have enough. Every time I step up in the building…I can’t wait to get out of here. PGP.

The only donuts left are cut in half. PGP.

Knocking on the doorframe because the door is open. PGP.

When mowing the lawn becomes your workout. PGP.

Going from fraternity secrets to office secrets. PGP.

I shit more in one day than I did a week in college. PGP.

I’m more attracted to the DirecTV puppet wife than the girls at my agency. PGP.