She changed the Netflix password after we broke up. PGP.

There was a fight outside my apartment last night. It was between two hobos for a piece of cardboard. PGP.

Ranking your coworkers by who’s most likely to go postal. PGP.

My mind is telling me yes. But my body…my body is telling me no. PGP.

Your mother-in-law wishing her daughter married someone else. PGP.

I actually enjoy reading. PGP.

The simple joy of taking your shoes off at your desk. PGP.

I already know what my girlfriend is making me do on Valentine’s Day next year. PGP.