Finally getting the automated rejection email for a job you applied for 18 months ago. PGP.

Applying for other jobs on your lunch break. PGP.

We meet again, motion sensor restroom light switches. PGP.

The insanely difficult 5:30 decision between hitting the gym or bottle. PGP.

I am not a team player. PGP.

Having to thank people who were incredibly rude to you. PGP.

Last night, I had a dream I bought a Maserati. The entire dream I worried about my credit, car payments, and repair costs. I woke up in a cold sweat. PGP.

I wish my mom still packed my lunch. PGP.

Looking at vacations I’ll never be able to afford. PGP.