Only filling up the gas tank halfway in the hope that prices will fall two cents overnight. PGP.
Until recently, I thought Ariana Grande was a font in Microsoft Office. PGP.
This guy’s rants have almost become a Monday ritual.
I have to hold the world record for consecutively hitting exactly $20.00 at the pump. PGP.
I fucking love my Honda Accord. PGP.
Netflix autopay just overdrafted my checking account. PGP.
Just watched my boss get swindled by a smoking hot sales rep. PGP.
I have a case of the Tuesdays? PGP.
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