“Come see me when you get in this morning.” PGP.

Not shitting, but remaining on the pot. PGP.

Took four days of vacation. Up at 6 a.m. on day one. PGP.

I can finally scratch “Get sued” off my bucket list. PGP.

Meeting the cute new girl at work and forgetting her name instantly. PGP.

Googling “functioning alcoholic” to see if I fit the description. PGP.

Sore from bowling. PGP.

Getting yelled at by your boss because you have been making the intern water the fake plants for the last three months. PGP.

Awkwardly running into ex-coworkers that have been fired. PGP.