Lying that you’re younger to girls at the bar, and lying that you’re older at client meetings. PGP.

The only reason I want to keep this job is because it gives me ideas for PGP posts. PGP.

Realizing “Friends” is bullshit, because I don’t even know five single people much less hang out with them across the hall. PGP.

I literally did nothing at work today. Seriously, nothing. PGP.

Motion to bring back “Dick’s Picks” to PGP because the undergrads on TFM do not know the saga of Dick Perry’s rise to fame and epic collapse. PGP.

Your boss calling to tell you he has out of office meetings all day, then seeing Facebook pictures of him at a golf tournament. PGP.

Debating if anyone will notice if I leave work six hours early. PGP.

I’m starting to think that things kids are doing nowadays are stupid. PGP.