Two years into the real world. Still haven’t used algebra. At all. PGP.

Bringing your lunch to work so you can afford to drink after. PGP.

I cant decide whether to sleep or celebrate your wedding this weekend. PGP.

Can we all just agree that the international sign for “Leave me alone” is eating lunch at your desk? PGP.

Dreaming about retirement three years into the workforce. PGP.

Last night, I had a sex dream. Didn’t even wake up with a boner. PGP.

Sometimes when I work with my headphones in, I’ll hear a coworker call my name, but choose to ignore it in hopes they will leave me alone. PGP.