Taking full advantage of Dockers patented elastic waistline. PGP.
Hanging your head in shame after pressing “2” in the elevator. PGP.
Saying you’re in your “mid-20s” at 27. PGP.
This is muffed up.
I’m 100% positive the guy begging for change by my office has a higher net worth than me. PGP.
Sunday: Packs gym bag to workout. Friday: Takes unpacked gym bag back home. PGP.
The pants that came with my suit had to be let out in the waist…and ass. PGP.
Seriously, fuck Steve. PGP.
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