1: “How’d you meet your wife?” 2: “Tinder.” PGP.
Using the fear of Ebola as an excuse for not going to the gym. PGP.
The president of my company admitted that I was underpaid, and then proceeded to not give me a raise. PGP.
Thursdays are like getting blue balled by the weekend. PGP.
Rookie mistakes. Veteran consequences. PGP.
Actually having a job that has me too busy to get on PGP anymore. PGP.
Wow.
I had a long argument with my girlfriend over a spam email from eHarmony last night. PGP.