Homecoming was a success. Managed to stay out one night ’til 3 A.M. PGP.

Still trying to convince myself that I am one, really big poop away from my pants fitting right again. PGP.

Size 36 on Friday. Size 38 on Monday. PGP.

I’m undefeated in my non-money “fun” fantasy league. I’m 2-4 in all three of my three money leagues. PGP.

I’ve had to use Urban Dictionary way too much. PGP.

Taking Nyquil because you refuse to become addicted to prescription sleeping drugs. PGP.

I eat with my in-laws as often as possible because they always pick up the tab. PGP.