I don’t know what’s more concerning, that I’m the only one in my office not dressed up for Halloween or that my boss is wearing the most complex Hellraiser costume I’ve ever seen. PGP.
Still playing Flappy Bird. PGP.
Made the big financial splurge for Spotify Premium. PGP
Went through 30 pages of PGPs. Still not time to go home. PGP.
I haven’t received an email in over two hours. Someone please send me something to do. PGP.
What do I have to do to get fired? I’m out here tryna get a severance. PGP.
Pretty sure I hurt myself bowling this weekend. PGP.
My boss asked me to be on the holiday party planning committee. PGP.