Mom started charging me for laundry. PGP.
I hate it here. PGP.
Counting sex as a workout. PGP.
FUCK YOU JOHN LET ME CHASE THE DREAM.
I relate more to “Seinfeld” than any other show on television. PGP.
Someone destroyed my secret bathroom before I even got into the office this morning. PGP.
I don’t feel happy anymore when I get paid. Just guilt. PGP.
Fell asleep in the bathroom again. PGP.
I found out that my boss’s monthly dog food budget is almost exactly four times my monthly human food budget. PGP.
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