I actually have to wait for my boss to dismiss me for lunch. PGP.

I’m starting to wish I was as successful, hardworking, and great as my cover letters say I am. PGP.

Only 22 and already thinking about giving up and marrying rich. PGP.

Most exciting moment in the office today was someone announcing that their four-year-old didn’t have whooping cough. I cheered, too. PGP.

Living paycheck-to-paycheck at your parents’ house. PGP.

Your boss making fun of your salary. PGP.

“We’re always looking for new talent, submit your resume and we’ll get back to you.” No you aren’t and no you won’t. PGP.