My wife is my best friend. PGP.
My parents asked what I wanted for my birthday. I said a brake job on my truck. PGP.
I saw the sun for 20 minutes today. PGP.
Button just popped off my pants. I’m giving a presentation in 20 minutes. My belt hides it, but I don’t know what will hide my shame. PGP.
My Halloween news feed went from a bunch of girls in slutty costumes to a bunch of babies in costumes. PGP.
Jake from State Farm working until three in the morning, PGP.
Boss just got a new Porsche. I just got my mom’s old Suburban. PGP.
Understanding why Frank Ricard was excited for his big weekend trip to Home Depot and why he didn’t know if there would be enough time for Bed Bath & Beyond. PGP.
Should I even pretend to try today? PGP.