Hangover toilet nap violently interrupted by someone else’s diarrhea. PGP.

Considering quitting with no back up plan or job lined up. PGP.

Already being asked if I’ve been naughty or nice this year. PGP.

I did No-Shave November and no one noticed. PGP.

Having to scroll down to find your birth year when registering for stuff online. PGP.

I just changed my Netflix password and got angry texts from three of my exes. HBO Go is next. PGPM.

Wanting socks for Christmas. PGP.

Everything in my cube shakes when my coworkers walk by. PGP.