My belt is becoming more of an accessory and less of a necessity. PGP.
That second bottle of wine on a work night: good in theory, entirely ridiculous in practice. PGP.
My week feels like Monday, Monday #2, Monday #3, Monday #4, Friday, Saturday, Pre-Monday. PGP.
Took 13 hours to drive home. Took 13 hours and one minute to realize I left my apartment keys at my parents’ house. PGP.
RIP Stu. You really were as cool as the other side of the pillow.
My company not having its shit together is the only thing keeping me from being fired. PGP.
Friday, you son of a bitch! PGP.
Monday, you son of a bitch. PGP.
Facebook reminding me that I had a really shitty year. PGP.
My inbox is full, but my life is empty. PGP.
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