Damn, I missed the sun again. PGP.
The inspirational quote in your email signature makes you getting fired the change I want to see in the world. PGP.
Being an intern at 23. PGP.
Convinced my garbage man only waves in the morning, because he knows he has better benefits than I do. PGP.
I just charged on the company card $1,100 for flight and hotel to visit a client that is only paying us $7,500 for our product. PGPM.
Getting upset if you poop before you get to work. PGP.
People in my office only seem to need something from me when I’m trying to eat my lunch. PGP.
Another day, another dollar. Well after taxes and inflation, it’s more like 72 cents. PGP.
To be honest, if Patrick Stewart was on an airplane, I’d probably be talking his ear off, but this is pretty damn hilarious.
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