Almost slid off the road into a ditch due to snowy conditions, but don’t worry, I still made it to my office for my job that I can totally do at home on my computer. PGP.

Another one of my pledge brothers just got engaged. Another man down. PGP.

My doctor just voluntarily offered me a Xanax prescription. I’m here for the flu. PGP.

Telling the interns to work hard in school so they don’t have to work here after college. PGP.

7 a.m. is the new sleeping in. PGP.

I got invited to my ex-girlfriend’s wedding. PGP.

I’m not trying to get fired, but I wouldn’t saying I’m actively trying to keep my job. PGP.