The closest thing I have to a man cave is the handicapped stall in the secret office bathroom. PGP.
Just found out my go-to drink from Starbucks has 430 calories in it. PGP.
Call now!
Applying for your dream job while drunk. PGP.
We hired a hot girl. Oh god, we hired a hot girl. PGP.
I burnt mac and cheese last night, so, good for this kid.
Actually using condoms. PGP.
Lady you’re scarin’ us!