The best part of my week was stealing a chair from the conference room. PGP.

Bookmarking PGP under “workstuff.” PGP.

I would happily stay until 7 p.m. if I was allowed to come in at 10 a.m. PGP.

Now I get why people buy lottery tickets. PGP.

Work. Reddit. Gchat. Repeat. PGP.

Some guy I don’t know just endorsed me for a skill I don’t have. PGP.

My boss’s 16-year-old kid drives a nicer car than I do. PGP.