Back by popular demand. 10 real PGP submissions. 3 photo submissions. Names were omitted to protect the fragile and guilty.
What’s the point? PGP
I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend.
Rubbing your balls on your boss’s desk when he’s on vacation. PGP
He probably deserved it.
Jerking off on the way to a job interview like it’s a date. PGP
Must have been pressed for time if you couldn’t take care of that at home.
Got sucker punched at happy hour and now I’m sporting a black eye at work. PGP
It’s always a sucker punch. #RobertAllenby
Snorted some Addy on my lunch break. PGP
It doesn’t work like that, man.
Think we just hired a gay dude. PGP
It’s fucking 2015.
Drove home drunk from happy hour and all my coworkers know it. PGP
You should lay low at the next happy hour. Maybe have one or two then roll out early.
Asked out an intern and she said she doesn’t date people she works with. PGP
Quit and then ask her out. Send pics plz.
My unit is so big it looks like I’m always sporting wood. PGP
“Who’s that guy in sales that always has a boner?
Hooked up with a married coworker and got us both fired. PGP
I’ll endorse you for life ruining.
“James over in Accounting? Guy’s a real boner.”
Should go well since you’re wearing jeans.
It was all fun and games until you started demoralizing officials.
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