It’s not that I’m antisocial, it’s just that I don’t give a fuck anymore. PGP.
There is a cute girl that sits across from me at work. I have no idea how to handle this situation. PGP.
Looking up expensive vacations that you can’t afford. PGP.
We’re not breaking any news here, but modern country is absolute garbage. YouTube user “Sir Mashalot” reinforces this by mashing together six terrible, yet popular, country songs.
I like to pretend that the super hot bank teller is flirting with me, but deep down I know she’s just really nice to everyone. PGP.
When TImes New Roman size 12 looks small to you. PGP.
Broke my New Years Resolution to not use Tinder. Not a single match yet. PGP.
First thing I do at work in the morning is countdown the hours until lunch. PGP.
Moved to the South to escape brutal, Northern winters. Woke up to a high of 21 today. PGP.