My office is cleaner than my apartment. PGP

They fired my only friend at work. PGP.

My desk is more of a lunch table than it is a work station. PGP.

The most daring thing I’ve done this week was like an Instagram pic by a girl three points out of my league. PGP.

Having to take your headphones out every time someone walks up to your desk. PGP.

Shamelessly farting at the gym. PGP.

Birthday dinner at Applebees. PGP.

Dr. Pepper not putting his degree to use.