Johnny Manziel being stuck behind an incompetent veteran. PGP.

Everyone on my holiday shopping list better be okay with stuff from Trader Joe’s. PGP.

My friend just bought 80 acres of land as an investment. I just saved 15% in 15 minutes on my car insurance. PGP.

No plans are the best plans. PGP.

Have I seen the sun this week? PGP.

Threw my back out sneezing. PGP.

Finding new ways to cover up your fart sounds. PGP.

The guy in the cube next to me is going through a techno phase. PGP.

Having extremely general knowledge on most current events. PGP.