Telling the interns stories that start with “back in my day.” PGP.

What the fuck happened? PGP.

“We’ve decided to go with other, more qualified candidates.” PGP.

Working in a male dominated office, no one wants to talk about the final rose ceremony. PGP.

The intern is more productive than I am. PGP.

Feeling better about “Nice work” coming from PGP than your own boss. PGP.

Putting way too much thought into categorizing your phone apps while on the toilet. PGP.

Bank info was stolen, but none of the fraudulent charges went through because I don’t have enough money to afford the things they tried to buy. PGP.

The traditional Monday morning removal of the croakies. PGP.

I get excited when I think about what I’m gonna wear next casual Friday. PGP.