Doing a Tiger pump when you see all the bathroom stalls are empty. PGP.

Having to buy the same fiber supplement you always saw at your grandparent’s house. PGP.

Five seconds of happiness before realizing your quarterly bonus is going entirely towards credit card debt. PGP.

“In 150 characters or fewer, tell us what makes you unique.” PGP.

Looking for the cheapest thing on the registry. PGP.

“What do you mean it didn’t save?” PGP.

Having to ask the pharmacist if it’s okay to drink on your new medication. PGP.

Cleaning my desk area being the most satisfying and rewarding thing I’ve done all day. PGP.

I’d rather be the worst player on the PGA tour every week, than the best employee in my department. PGP.