Just got my first email about my ten year high school reunion. Time to start working out. PGP.

Summer needs to end so I can go to bed in the dark. PGP.

If I wake up feeling refreshed, it probably means I overslept. PGP.

Just realized I can no longer check the “20-24” age box on forms. PGP.

My coworker just turned on her space heater. We’re in Texas and it’s July. PGP.

Your boss questioning decisions that they instructed you to make. PGP.

Parking furthest away from the door knowing it’ll be the most exercise you get all day. PGP.