Won $2000 in the casino. Used all of it to pay my credit card bill. PGP.
I should probably start giving a shit. PGP.
Three-day weekend means my credit card bill is through the roof. PGP.
Too slutty to work at Hobby Lobby. PGP.
Still not as offensive as Nick Cannon’s rise to fame.
Fighting the urge to respond, “Yeah, no shit” when your superior ends a conversation with “This is serious.” PGP.
Instead of giving us a raise, they put a fountain in the lobby. PGP.
I hope I find a new job soon so I can put this resignation letter I wrote months ago to good use. PGP.
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