My favorite podcasters are on vacation and now I don’t know how to work. PGP.

Quit my job on my birthday. Best gift I have ever received. PGP.

The most rebellious thing I have done lately was change my company computer’s wallpaper. PGP.

I like to live life on the edge in that sometimes I go grocery shopping without a list. PGP.

Watching “The Wolf of Wall Street” and realizing that you actually do work for a “shit kicker bucket shop.” PGP.

All work and no play makes Jack a journalist. PGP.

My downstairs neighbor moved and took the wi-fi with them. PGP.