That one coworker that can’t walk by your desk without saying something. PGP

The first day back at work from vacation is more painful than running a marathon while giving birth.

Only filling your water bottle up 1/4 of the way so you can get up to get water more frequently. PGP.

Not telling the boss that I finished a project until he asks about it, so he won’t give me another. PGP

Drank tequila on Saturday night. I’ll be feeling that ’til Tuesday

Spending Sunday looking for the fire alarm that is making noise. PGP

Wondering if today is going to be the day you yell “shut the hell up” at the office.

Having a reoccurring dream of being back in college.

“Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far far away from here.”

One of my employees just quit via text message